Instruction and Distraction

[alertcommando]

Milliways seems to have a passion for unpredictability.

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[scots_wolf]

Urquhart doesn't even want to consider that at the moment, her body has the plumbing for a child to grow in.

"Well, how long does it take to get pregnant? Men would still be out on their ear for much of the time if women in general knew how good this is."

[alertcommando]

"It is not long... it is the time of the month."

"Women have fertility cycles of 28 days usually... and are ready to conceive during... five days of it, if I remember right." Tanya has been on anti-conceptional medicines since ever, so...

[scots_wolf]

"Ahh," Urquhart says, nodding. "We didn't know that in my time. Or perhaps some of the old wise-women knew, but they were keeping quiet."

Beat.

Archly, "Due to the threat of the church burning them as witches for knowing that sort of thing, I guess."

She leans over to kiss Tanya.

"So if a woman just wants children, she has to find the right five days, and get her men then, and the rest of the time, she's free for pleasure. Apart from the part where the church tells her it's sin, too."

Urquhart doesn't believe in sin. At all.

[alertcommando]

The kiss is very welcome, and returned along with some deepening.

"Hmm, yes." Tanya grins again. "Weird enough, the Church is fine with woman using tables to count days and avoid the fertile ones. But only with their husbands."

[scots_wolf]

"The church wants as many sheeple as possible," Urq says, kissing her back. "That's what they like best, those priests, their noses deep in everybody's privates."

[alertcommando]

"Oh, they better stay away from mine..." Tanya laughs, kissing Urq more. "It is hard enough to find intimate company without priests bothering me."

[scots_wolf]

"No, you don't want the to poke you there with their aspergilla," Urquhart says, smiling a little.

[alertcommando]

"According to their sermons, I should burst of fire if touched by holy water." Silly people. "Of course, if I were killing in their name, they would not care less."

[scots_wolf]

"Forget about them," Urquhart says. "They're all impotent, as far as we're concerned. They can't harm us, and if one of them annoys us, he'll regret it."

[alertcommando]

"I agree."

"So... ready for more? I can stay awake all night..."

[scots_wolf]

"As a man, I'd need a much longer break," Urquhart says. "But if you say we can go again, then I'm trusting the expert!"

He has already learned amazing things from her, after all.

[alertcommando]

"I'm hardly an expert... but I know what I like, how I like it."

And they will spend the rest of the night teaching each other.

[scots_wolf]

Very pleasantly so.-